Post by ricegrains&rosesxo. on Dec 20, 2006 23:33:50 GMT
This dream is from like, a week back and I've only just got round to posting it. And I can't be bothered to write it properly. It's rather short though...
CHARACTERS:
Yazz, Allie, Faye, Chaz, My Chemical Romance, Wisby, Cook, Parsons, Odlin, Wood.
We were at school one day and for some reason we had a day of lessons that consisted only of PE for the year nines and tens. Odd. So me, Allie, Faye and Chaz walk down to the infamous PE deppo in like, drainpipes and heavy eyeliner and the like, and we're really, really late. We're about to walk into the changing room when Parsons and Odlin come flying out of their office screaming about how us "greasy greebs" should die. They grab us by the hair and pull us away to the door that leads into the dance studio.
But it wasn't there.
Instead, the was a trap door in the ground. Odlin gets on the ground and opens it with her teeth like a rabid dog, and Parsons pushes us into the darkness...
We landed on the floor in a heap. I smashed my head into the cold stone floor. I could hear voices above me. A hand grabbed the back of my shirt, pulling me into a standing position. I Heard Allie talking.
"Yazz, you're NEVER gonna believe who's here..."
I opened my eyes. In front of me was a table with many cold, metal poles driven through it, and tied to them were My Chemical Romance. All of them were dressed in black lingerie and feather boas, save for Ray, who was in bright pink. It was scary, they were looking at us all stunned and relieved. I was actually rather scared.
"Oh my God." I stated, in a monotone. "You... My Chemical Romance... oh my God."
Allie spoke next. "How the hell did you guys get here!?"
"A few bitches named Parsons, Odlin and Wood" Gerard replied. His American accent rang through my ears.
I looked around, spotting Faye's and Chaz's confused expressions, Faye opening her mouth to speak.
"But I thought you guys were from New Jersey?"
Ray turned his head to face her. "This is New Jersey."
"What'd you do to get thrown in here?" Chaz questioned.
"Well, they thought that Ray was a girl going into the guy's changing rooms, they thought that Frank had girly eyebrows, that Gerard was a transvestite because he wear's eyeliner and has longish hair, and of course I tried to blow them up with a hotwired toaster. It, uh, kinda didn't work though" Mikey answered, kinda sheepishly.
Allie turned to Frank. "Is this why there hasn't been a My Chem album for a while?"
All of them nodded.
I rose my eyes off of my feet, Gerard taking the opportunity to bore holes with his eyes into my own.
"Please, help us" He said desperately.
Almost silently, I replied. "Of course."
I walked over to Gerard and untied his bindings, the others following suit. Suddenly, a door appeared in the wall. Gerard grinned.
"Let's go."
We all raced through the door.
All of us were now clad in blue school uniforms. Allie looked at me; I shrugged. It still looked like our school. All the usual teachers were here. I could see Wisby emerging from a Physics lab and Cook sneaking off into the Staff Room for yet another mug of coffee.
I turned to Gerard. We marched off, shoving our hands in our pockets, everyone else following us. I could hear Allie whipping up a conversation with Frank, while Chaz and Faye were chatting excitedly to Mikey. Bob and Ray were silent at the back.
We halted, hiding behind the music block. I heard Chaz, Faye and Mikey crash into Allie and Frank. Gerard, Bob, Ray and I started snickering.
"So... what are we gonna do?" Allie asked, rubbing her back. Frank had an instantaneous answer.
"Get three cheers for sweet revenge."
"Err... how?" Faye asked impatiently.
Gerard and I grinned at each other, speaking in unison. "Leave that to us."
We raced into the music deppo, emerging a few minutes later with three electric guitars, two sets of drumsticks, a bass and a keyboard. I passed these around and set off again, reaching the pe department.
We pressed our backs against the walls. I made a "shh" noise to our group, making a dash into the girls changing room, grabbing my possessions and exiting with speed. Upon my return, Gerard grinned.
I had scavenged my croquet bats out of the pe department.
We turned the corner and dashed in, seeing Wood in the gym with a load of boys. We broke through, smashing him up until he lay on the ground, bleeding, waiting for death.
We walked out of the gym proudly. I heard Bob ask, "Where d'you think Parsons and Odlin are?"
Upon hearing their names, Parsons and Odlin emerged from their office, wailing. I looked at Gerard, amused. He screamed.
"CHARGE!"
We surged forwards, banging them with everything we had. I heard a creak, and then saw it. I grabbed Allie's arm and pointed it out. There, in the brick that made the PE deppo, was a huge crack.
"SHE'S GOING DOWN, CAPTAIN!" Allie yelled, running past Parsons and Odlin and out of the building.
We all retreated, seemingly in slow motion, Parsons and Odlin chasing us, the building starting to collapse.
Standing outside, all of us were safe. We could see two hands twitching from under the brick. We all screamed and had a giant group hug.
Parsons, Odlin and Wood were dead at last.
CHARACTERS:
Yazz, Allie, Faye, Chaz, My Chemical Romance, Wisby, Cook, Parsons, Odlin, Wood.
We were at school one day and for some reason we had a day of lessons that consisted only of PE for the year nines and tens. Odd. So me, Allie, Faye and Chaz walk down to the infamous PE deppo in like, drainpipes and heavy eyeliner and the like, and we're really, really late. We're about to walk into the changing room when Parsons and Odlin come flying out of their office screaming about how us "greasy greebs" should die. They grab us by the hair and pull us away to the door that leads into the dance studio.
But it wasn't there.
Instead, the was a trap door in the ground. Odlin gets on the ground and opens it with her teeth like a rabid dog, and Parsons pushes us into the darkness...
We landed on the floor in a heap. I smashed my head into the cold stone floor. I could hear voices above me. A hand grabbed the back of my shirt, pulling me into a standing position. I Heard Allie talking.
"Yazz, you're NEVER gonna believe who's here..."
I opened my eyes. In front of me was a table with many cold, metal poles driven through it, and tied to them were My Chemical Romance. All of them were dressed in black lingerie and feather boas, save for Ray, who was in bright pink. It was scary, they were looking at us all stunned and relieved. I was actually rather scared.
"Oh my God." I stated, in a monotone. "You... My Chemical Romance... oh my God."
Allie spoke next. "How the hell did you guys get here!?"
"A few bitches named Parsons, Odlin and Wood" Gerard replied. His American accent rang through my ears.
I looked around, spotting Faye's and Chaz's confused expressions, Faye opening her mouth to speak.
"But I thought you guys were from New Jersey?"
Ray turned his head to face her. "This is New Jersey."
"What'd you do to get thrown in here?" Chaz questioned.
"Well, they thought that Ray was a girl going into the guy's changing rooms, they thought that Frank had girly eyebrows, that Gerard was a transvestite because he wear's eyeliner and has longish hair, and of course I tried to blow them up with a hotwired toaster. It, uh, kinda didn't work though" Mikey answered, kinda sheepishly.
Allie turned to Frank. "Is this why there hasn't been a My Chem album for a while?"
All of them nodded.
I rose my eyes off of my feet, Gerard taking the opportunity to bore holes with his eyes into my own.
"Please, help us" He said desperately.
Almost silently, I replied. "Of course."
I walked over to Gerard and untied his bindings, the others following suit. Suddenly, a door appeared in the wall. Gerard grinned.
"Let's go."
We all raced through the door.
All of us were now clad in blue school uniforms. Allie looked at me; I shrugged. It still looked like our school. All the usual teachers were here. I could see Wisby emerging from a Physics lab and Cook sneaking off into the Staff Room for yet another mug of coffee.
I turned to Gerard. We marched off, shoving our hands in our pockets, everyone else following us. I could hear Allie whipping up a conversation with Frank, while Chaz and Faye were chatting excitedly to Mikey. Bob and Ray were silent at the back.
We halted, hiding behind the music block. I heard Chaz, Faye and Mikey crash into Allie and Frank. Gerard, Bob, Ray and I started snickering.
"So... what are we gonna do?" Allie asked, rubbing her back. Frank had an instantaneous answer.
"Get three cheers for sweet revenge."
"Err... how?" Faye asked impatiently.
Gerard and I grinned at each other, speaking in unison. "Leave that to us."
We raced into the music deppo, emerging a few minutes later with three electric guitars, two sets of drumsticks, a bass and a keyboard. I passed these around and set off again, reaching the pe department.
We pressed our backs against the walls. I made a "shh" noise to our group, making a dash into the girls changing room, grabbing my possessions and exiting with speed. Upon my return, Gerard grinned.
I had scavenged my croquet bats out of the pe department.
We turned the corner and dashed in, seeing Wood in the gym with a load of boys. We broke through, smashing him up until he lay on the ground, bleeding, waiting for death.
We walked out of the gym proudly. I heard Bob ask, "Where d'you think Parsons and Odlin are?"
Upon hearing their names, Parsons and Odlin emerged from their office, wailing. I looked at Gerard, amused. He screamed.
"CHARGE!"
We surged forwards, banging them with everything we had. I heard a creak, and then saw it. I grabbed Allie's arm and pointed it out. There, in the brick that made the PE deppo, was a huge crack.
"SHE'S GOING DOWN, CAPTAIN!" Allie yelled, running past Parsons and Odlin and out of the building.
We all retreated, seemingly in slow motion, Parsons and Odlin chasing us, the building starting to collapse.
Standing outside, all of us were safe. We could see two hands twitching from under the brick. We all screamed and had a giant group hug.
Parsons, Odlin and Wood were dead at last.